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    I hate hearing people having sex.



    I just woke up and was chilling in bed for a minute...then heard some chick screaming in the apartment above mine.
    Last edited by leiftheviking | phc; 30.11.2012, 22:14.

    PHC!

    #2
    There is some motivation for you to venture out into the world and get laid now!

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      #3
      Did a feeling of deja vu overcome anyone else after reading the thread title?

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        #4
        You jealous or something? Let 'em fuck, bitch sounds like she loving it . . .

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          #5
          once, me and a girl were hanging out after my friend went to bed with his girlfriend, they were really loud while having sex and i guess it turned the girl on that i was with and we had sex in my friends living room... so funny

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            #6
            poor leif
            well this morning i woke up to the girl upstairs getting her ass beat again then her bf leaving and taking his riced-out cavalier and gunning it down the street

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              #7
              Originally posted by denialchild45
              poor leif
              well this morning i woke up to the girl upstairs getting her ass beat again then her bf leaving and taking his riced-out cavalier and gunning it down the street
              you should go rescue her and then fuck the shit out of her

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                #8
                stuff her mouth with your cock
                problem solved.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mahmoud Jalloh
                  stuff her mouth with your cock
                  problem solved.
                  Haha. Coming from a 14 year old. Nice.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mahmoud Jalloh
                    stuff her mouth with your cock
                    problem solved.
                    You're 14.

                    Have you even discovered your weiner yet?

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by bilbo baggins
                      once, me and a girl were hanging out after my friend went to bed with his girlfriend, they were really loud while having sex and i guess it turned the girl on that i was with and we had sex in my friends living room... so funny
                      Hahaha, the same thing happened to me mad times when I lived with my girl and her sister. That shit was funny. Me and my girl were under the covers and I look over at her sister, like, yo, my dick is in your sibling. Bahahaha. We even all started spontaneously fucking when we were all chilling in this bed one night. Good times . . .

                      Originally posted by denialchild45
                      poor leif
                      well this morning i woke up to the girl upstairs getting her ass beat again then her bf leaving and taking his riced-out cavalier and gunning it down the street
                      You should beat that kid's ass, no doubt.

                      Originally posted by BMV
                      Originally posted by Mahmoud Jalloh
                      stuff her mouth with your cock
                      problem solved.
                      You're 14.

                      Have you even discovered your weiner yet?
                      Just becuase you are 14 doesn't mean you can't experience a little domage.

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                        #12
                        bilbo baggins wrote:
                        once, me and a girl were hanging out after my friend went to bed with his girlfriend, they were really loud while having sex and i guess it turned the girl on that i was with and we had sex in my friends living room... so funny


                        Hahaha, the same thing happened to me mad times when I lived with my girl and her sister. That shit was funny. Me and my girl were under the covers and I look over at her sister, like, yo, my dick is in your sibling. Bahahaha. We even all started spontaneously fucking when we were all chilling in this bed one night. Good times . . .
                        im sure you really heard sex with her and her sister

                        fuck quoting ppl idk how it works

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by tj
                          bilbo baggins wrote:
                          once, me and a girl were hanging out after my friend went to bed with his girlfriend, they were really loud while having sex and i guess it turned the girl on that i was with and we had sex in my friends living room... so funny


                          Hahaha, the same thing happened to me mad times when I lived with my girl and her sister. That shit was funny. Me and my girl were under the covers and I look over at her sister, like, yo, my dick is in your sibling. Bahahaha. We even all started spontaneously fucking when we were all chilling in this bed one night. Good times . . .
                          im sure you really heard sex with her and her sister

                          fuck quoting ppl idk how it works
                          If I was going to believe that that had happened to anyone on this board, it would be Charlie
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                            #14
                            Of course I'm jealous. I need to smash something.

                            Zach, come over so we can get silly. totally homo.


                            14 year old is the winner today. Blowjays for kids.

                            PHC!

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                              #15
                              I never said that. I said that I fucked my girl while in the same bed with her sister. I never really tried hard to fuck her sister, but I probably could have if I really wanted to. I guarantee that I could have fucked them both at the same time if I wanted to, I would have just had to get them to take ecstasy with me, but, at the time, I did not want to be taking ecstasy for various reasons. They were both sexy strippers and they would strip together and shit. One sister has watched the other sister fuck herself with a dildo while like 10 dudes watched at a bachelor's party. I remember one night, the girl I was fucking came out and said to her sister "I just fucked myself with a bottle of Hennessy." Her sister just looked at her like, I know you are a slut, you don't have to tell me again . . .

                              Hilarious shit, I love me some hos.

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