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  • Dear Rich Be-Mag Kids: A Proposition. The Be-Plane

    I have recently stumbled across the fact that you can buy an airplane for less than $20,000.

    I also know that there are tons of rich kids on here that have new skates every other week...

    So here's the plan, every couple of weeks you tell your parents you need new skates. Deposit that money into a pay-pal account entitled "Flyaway Skateshop".

    That's roughly 57 pairs of skates to get this baby:



    What that means:

    We will try and get 15 kids, to get 4 pairs of skates a year (but not really).

    With that we can easily get the plane after one year.

    And with that plane we can create all sorts of other business opportunities. And over time work our way up to



    We could have a fuckin airplane!! Do you realize what sorts of girls we could pull w/ an airplane??








    I know. Wow.

    Who's down?

  • Pulp
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    The next step in their master plan was to crash the plane... with no survivors.

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  • masterblade
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    Updates?

    

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  • V1ZUAL
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    Originally posted by $ean Money
    This will never happen
    --------------->

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  • chrisbreezyyy
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    Originally posted by Kaspar P
    Guis, problem.

    We need a pilot. I got my pilots license and I'll do it if you legals buy me brews and get me bitches.
    Originally posted by hogie
    i have a pilot's license.

    BOO_YA
    got it covered, guy

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  • Kaspar P
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    Guis, problem.

    We need a pilot. I got my pilots license and I'll do it if you legals buy me brews and get me bitches.

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  • DanRine
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    I just realized that about a week ago Killgore was telling me about how airplanes are surprisingly cheap, but my mind does not work in genius ways such as this. There are too many great ideas in this thread to quote, but I'm feelin the gold Sagona pro Be-plane.

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  • salomonskater
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    Best thread on be-mag.

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  • Turnip Head
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    Originally posted by DanRine
    Do we have any young Be-Jews who could request this as a batmitzvah present? We need to get this plan rolling. Hustles could raise the funds when he gets out, but he would probably hog the plane all for himself and use it for his personal business.
    Seems like using a plane to steal packs of Mountain Dew would cause more problems than solve.

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  • $ean Money
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    This will never happen but is hilarious

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  • DanRine
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    Do we have any young Be-Jews who could request this as a batmitzvah present? We need to get this plan rolling. Hustles could raise the funds when he gets out, but he would probably hog the plane all for himself and use it for his personal business.

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  • chrisbreezyyy
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    Originally posted by xjc813x
    when does the dope come into play? and who is the connect?
    i know this guy who knows a guy in mexico

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  • skatecharlotte
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    Ill do the security shit... Install some facial recognition and tracking devices so alarms go off if there is a be-fag on the premises.



    we need one of these 2

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  • MyGlockGoPopPopPop
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    If this happens I will buy a bunch of cans of gold spray paint, Sagona pro plane?

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  • Hans Hockey
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    I bet you smoke allot of weed !
    None the less I would like to congratulate you on making me laugh !

    Chapeau

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