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    Bruised Balls! (halp!)

    well folks i was just toying with myself and noticed that i have a large very dark bruise front and center on my scrotum.
    center is a dark dark navyish color, then magenta, then fades out to yellow.
    and there's no pain.

    i wonder if it has something to do with my car accident from last week.
    whats the be-mag diagnosis?

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    #2
    AIDS

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      #3
      blue balls?


      try jerkin it again

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        #4
        Swine

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          #5
          i had sex with a hippie chick on friday. hairy pits (strongly opposed to deoderant btw), hairy crotch, and she just shaved her dreads for charity.

          no bruises though. tough break nigga

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            #6
            stop pounding the beezies so hard

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              #7
              when i broke my urethra, a few days afterwards nearly my entire sack turned dark dark navy blue. I'm sure it is some sort of bruise due to your car accident. Don't worry unless it is there for a long time

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                #8
                see if you have 'varicocielli' ballz... its some thing where your nut gets big and veiny and bruised and its a permanent thing but pretty common. like 4 percent of guys. someone i know had it. cant remember the spelling but it sounds like

                vare - ih - cowe - chell - eee

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by nlausch
                  i had sex with a hippie chick on friday. hairy pits (strongly opposed to deoderant btw), hairy crotch, and she just shaved her dreads for charity.

                  no bruises though. tough break nigga

                  Jesus.

                  So she was hairy as fuck, smelly, and bald?

                  Not even I could do that, and I have pretty low fucking standards.

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                    #10


                    nice tittays though. liquor is a bitch

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by nlausch


                      nice tittays though. liquor is a bitch

                      dear god...did she climb out of a well and crawl through your TV and rape you?

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by nlausch


                        nice tittays though. liquor is a bitch



                        You made my morning.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by nlausch


                          nice tittays though. liquor is a bitch
                          holy shit i think my balls healed themselves

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                          http://www.flickr.com/photos/kristroyer/

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by nlausch
                            i had sex with a hippie chick on friday. hairy pits (strongly opposed to deoderant btw), hairy crotch, and she just shaved her dreads for charity.

                            no bruises though. tough break nigga
                            wow. i'm impressed.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Knucklehead
                              Originally posted by nlausch


                              nice tittays though. liquor is a bitch

                              dear god...did she climb out of a well and crawl through your TV and rape you?



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