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    #16
    One thing though. I'm still convinced that there is no "Colin", and it's just Alf who's been trolling us hard all these years.
    soon.

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      #17
      He should be an elementary school janitor now

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        #18
        That reminds me, I haven't heard back from Isaac since I reminded him he worked for George Powell.

        You lurkin' Dagobert?

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          #19
          50 pages

          http://vimeo.com/kristroyer/videos
          http://www.flickr.com/photos/kristroyer/

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            #20
            Uhhh, he did it bye.
            "You are a menace. A walking pestilence."

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              #21
              Originally posted by Tra View Post
              50 pages
              only if he or aj posts

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                #22
                Somebody is pissed that he's a failure at life and that he's not even good enough at the thing he does best to make a living out of it.

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                  #23
                  haha wow what a pussy

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                    #24
                    and there was much rejoicing

                    http://vimeo.com/user658948

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                      #25
                      Originally posted by ianball View Post
                      he said he can't even compete with a bunch of retards.
                      HAHAHAHA wow. good eye ian! haha

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                        #26
                        Originally posted by RyanBeehlerrr View Post
                        He should be an elementary school janitor now
                        not going to happen. if he made a respectable wage, his parents would probably cut him off.

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                          #27
                          On November 12, 1984, a child was born unto us who was destined to do great things. He was born with the face of a madman and a tendency to not give a fuck, making him the perfect hero for the world of freestyle rolling. He delivered unto us The Truth, and the slightly more homosexual sequel, The Truth 2. His creativity was unmatched, as was his affinity for camoflage coats and fingerless leather gloves. From Arizona to Philly he rode, spreading The Truth and blessing curbs and sidewalks of cities along the way. He shaved his head to let go of his "I don't give a fuck" past, and moved onto skater-owned sponsors so as to not feed the evil that is big business. But one day, he realized that he was not ready to save freestyle rolling. He had gone undercover, been unique, and created many originals, but he was not yet a big enough st.ar to make a difference. He shed his fingerless gloves, and decided to follow a new road, a road filled with medicine and pharmaceutical lab coats. He is Colin Kelso, the once great freestyle roller who said "Fuck you fingertips, it's all 'bout dem palms baby!" and donned fingerless leather gloves. He is Colin Kelso, the only man to ever wuck it 10 times a day to that jaunce. He is a skater, a legend, a pharmacist. Rollerblading's egotistical douchebag is now gone forever, on a journey to save freestyle pharmaceuticals.
                          soon.

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                            #28
                            Originally posted by Mahmoud Jalloh View Post
                            only if he or aj posts
                            thats what im counting on.

                            bobgross, that was hilarious.

                            gonzalo, you're still an idiot.

                            http://vimeo.com/kristroyer/videos
                            http://www.flickr.com/photos/kristroyer/

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                              #29
                              Originally posted by bobgross View Post
                              On November 12, 1984, a child was born unto us who was destined to do great things. He was born with the face of a madman and a tendency to not give a fuck, making him the perfect hero for the world of freestyle rolling. He delivered unto us The Truth, and the slightly more homosexual sequel, The Truth 2. His creativity was unmatched, as was his affinity for camoflage coats and fingerless leather gloves. From Arizona to Philly he rode, spreading The Truth and blessing curbs and sidewalks of cities along the way. He shaved his head to let go of his "I don't give a fuck" past, and moved onto skater-owned sponsors so as to not feed the evil that is big business. But one day, he realized that he was not ready to save freestyle rolling. He had gone undercover, been unique, and created many originals, but he was not yet a big enough st.ar to make a difference. He shed his fingerless gloves, and decided to follow a new road, a road filled with medicine and pharmaceutical lab coats. He is Colin Kelso, the once great freestyle roller who said "Fuck you fingertips, it's all 'bout dem palms baby!" and donned fingerless leather gloves. He is Colin Kelso, the only man to ever wuck it 10 times a day to that jaunce. He is a skater, a legend, a pharmacist. Rollerblading's egotistical douchebag is now gone forever, on a journey to save freestyle pharmaceuticals.

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                                #30
                                Originally posted by bobgross View Post
                                On November 12, 1984, a child was born unto us who was destined to do great things. He was born with the face of a madman and a tendency to not give a fuck, making him the perfect hero for the world of freestyle rolling. He delivered unto us The Truth, and the slightly more homosexual sequel, The Truth 2. His creativity was unmatched, as was his affinity for camoflage coats and fingerless leather gloves. From Arizona to Philly he rode, spreading The Truth and blessing curbs and sidewalks of cities along the way. He shaved his head to let go of his "I don't give a fuck" past, and moved onto skater-owned sponsors so as to not feed the evil that is big business. But one day, he realized that he was not ready to save freestyle rolling. He had gone undercover, been unique, and created many originals, but he was not yet a big enough st.ar to make a difference. He shed his fingerless gloves, and decided to follow a new road, a road filled with medicine and pharmaceutical lab coats. He is Colin Kelso, the once great freestyle roller who said "Fuck you fingertips, it's all 'bout dem palms baby!" and donned fingerless leather gloves. He is Colin Kelso, the only man to ever wuck it 10 times a day to that jaunce. He is a skater, a legend, a pharmacist. Rollerblading's egotistical douchebag is now gone forever, on a journey to save freestyle pharmaceuticals.
                                LOL out loud! +per

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